stuff people say

you know, people are interesting. and say interesting stuff. this is some of it…

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Johnny Carson

The only really good good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. ~ Dave Berry

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. ~ Mark Twain

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. ~ Rene Descartes

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. ~ Mother Teresa

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. ~ Charles M. Schulz

Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. ~ Abraham Lincoln

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.  ~ e e cummings

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. ~ George Bernard Shaw

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