"There’s nothing so beautiful as going back to normal."
Mahmoud Sadakah, a taxi driver, on the end of New York’s transit strike.
"We’ve got a transit strike here. I didn’t let it stop me. I had myself Fed-Ex’d to work. There’s terrible traffic here. The city’s like Dick Cheney — every major artery is clogged."
David Letterman, some random monologue joke from this past week