you know, people are interesting. and say interesting stuff. this is some of it…
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Johnny Carson
The only really good good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. ~ Dave Berry
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. ~ Mark Twain
It’s extraordinary to me that the United State can find $700 billion to bail out Wall Street and the entire G8 can’t find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases. ~ Bono, on the american prospect blog
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. ~ Rene Descartes
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. ~ Mother Teresa
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. ~ Charles M. Schulz
Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. ~ Abraham Lincoln
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~ e e cummings
you are either tearing down the Kingdom of God or you are building it up… it’s that simple. ~ M. Saldine
If my faith is true, then why would I not pursue it with the resolute passion that Christ my creator has used to pursue me? ~ not sure who said it, hijacked it from a friends facebook page and then kind of changed the words around to flow better
life is like a pocket full of quaters… you sit on the couch and you could loose both! ~ Bobby @ youth group Wed, Sept. 3, 2008
did you know you can’t say ‘Jesus’ in a sitcom? they told me that and i was like, you gotta be kiddin’ me. if you don’t want my God here, you don’t want me here either. God has been too good to me to go and try to sell out to get some money..it ain’t gonna happen. ~ Tyler Perry
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. ~ George Bernard Shaw
